Part one: VOYAGE INTO HAITI: I first met my future wife, Joshua Ted Faulkner, at Hillcrest high "school" (midvale UT U.S.A.) during the 19 hundred and 99 school year. He was stupid and still is. I fell in love with him the very first time he talked to my poor and bashful soul. Joshua had mentioned to me that he was in a band called "last one out" (totally lame name) and I told him I didn't care. But something attracted me to that short, stubby boy -possibly because he was the only person I knew, besides me and my hundreds of friends, who was in a band (that was back in the day.