There are two bands and an improv group called The Beets. 1. The Beets are a garage rock/psychedelic band from Jackson Heights, NY. Lots of reverb, minimalistic drumming, some backwoods vibes, and shouted vocals sung by all three band members. Similar to Thee Oh Sees. They recently released their debut, Spit In The Face Of People Who Don't Want To Be Cool, which was limited to 200 hand-painted copies, on Blank Dogs' label Captured Tracks. http://www.myspace.com/thebeetsbeat 2. The Beets are a fictional band created for Nickelodeon's early 90's TV show, Doug.